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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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-stupid-:

surprisebitch:

me after reading The Fault In Our Stars

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Following back everyone!

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cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.

(Source: frappuccinoqueen, via ant0rm)


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